Senin, 08 September 2008

Dirty Jokes

For him

An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.
There,the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last once of energy, the old man reached for a cookies. His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and explained, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!''

Action Composers

Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composer. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room."who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I have always been a big fan of chopin," said Bruce. "I will play him." And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me! said sly. "and What about you?' Spielberg asked Arnold. "I will be Bach,"said Arnie.